In 2014, Kim Kardashian told fans that she doesn’t smile too often “because it causes wrinkles.”
So instead, present photos of Kardashian show an expression-less face, smoothed over and contoured in all the right places.
It’s weird, but also amusing.
Hi, I’m New At This
A smile in the name of free jewelry.
Kim + Tao + $$$ = BFF
All the hair extensions.
Where Am I?
Nevermind.
I’m a “TV Personality”
That’s why I’m here.
Do You Like My Hair?
I could pass for a teenager, amiright?
I’ll Accept This Rose
If you put a big ole rock on my finger.
So Bored
But trying to look sexy.
Future Kim Says Stop Smiling
And keep that lollipop. I’ll sell it on ebay in 2025.
I’m Dating Someone New
He’s really into art. And high fashion. And serious things.
Serious Faces for Anna Wintour
“See I do smile… even laugh on occasion,” Kardashian tweeted to fans in December 2014. “Not too often though because it causes wrinkles.”
Wait, Wait. I Think I See Faint Traces of a Smile
It could just be gas.
“Not Smiling Makes Me Smile”
Hokay, Kanye.
Together We Form A Whole Smile
#blessed
#Art
Snap away, plebs.
Does This Lipstick Make Me Look Smart?
I had it specially made in Paris. I go there a lot.