Courtney Stodden enjoys showing off her giant boobs, and why wouldn’t she? They cost a lot of money, and you don’t shell out premium-priced double-Ds just to keep them under wraps.
Yes, Courtney Stodden has fake boobs. We’d apologize to anyone who’s just finding out for the first time, but if you weren’t able to figure it out for yourself, then you’re obviously blind, and you probably don’t care much about Ms. Stodden, anyway.
(Unless you’re a fan of Courtney’s music, which no one is.)
Anyway, back to the boobs. Courtney hit the beach yesterday for a paparazzi photo op laidback day of tossing the old pigskin around. Her day was spoiled when the unthinkable happened:
And by “unthinkable,” we mean exactly what she had planned.
Check out the way Courtney wriggles out of her top then drops a “stunned,” valley girl “oh my gawd!” that serves as a reminder of why her acting career never took off.
The weird thing about this is that she even bothered to pretend like she was showing off her boobs by accident. Courtney posts nude selfies on Instagram like it’s going out of style. Why the sudden interest in winning an Oscar?
Maybe we’re not giving her enough credit. Perhaps this was supposed to be a beach safety PSA.
After all, you really shouldn’t go into the ocean when you’re so thirsty. You could cramp up and drown…or just seriously embarrass yourself with a forced wardrobe malfunction.
