Miley Cyrus Licks Kris Jenner, Parties With Kendall at "Dirty Hippie" Premiere

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In case you haven't heard, Miley Cyrus has turned semen into art for her new NYC museum exhibit entitled "Dirty Hippie."

Naturally, when Kris Jenner heard there was a desperate bid for attention involving spooge, she booked the next flight to New York to find out if there was any way for her children to get involved.

No word on whether or not Kris partook of Miley's 5-foot bong creation (the show's piece de resistance), but judging from the photos we think it's fair to say some sort of inebriants were involved:

Miley Cyrus and Kris Jenner
Miley Cyrus, Kendall Jenner and Their Moms

Yes, that's Miley licking Kris, and Miley and Kendall chilling with their moms. It would almost be cute if they weren't in a room full of dildos with joints glued to them.

Thankfully, Kris and Kendall left 17-year-old Kylie at home. We know she's mature from her age, but from the sound of it, we're not sure if there's anyone on the planet who's old enough to not be traumatized by "Dirty Hippie."

Miley twerks with her mom (seriously), so the Cyrus' are used to this sort of affair, but we imagine after about five minutes of candy-colored, power-stoned insanity, the Jenner girls were more than ready to return to their lives as the famous relatives of a famous porn star.

It's a simple existence, but they enjoy it.

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Miley Cyrus Biography

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Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]