Tish Cyrus: Miley and I Twerk Every Saturday!

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While much of the world watched in horror as Miley Cyrus morphed from Hannah Montana into a perma-stoned mega-star who makes art exhibits about semen and weed, Tish Cyrus has looked on with pride and dollar signs in her eyes.

You see, Tish is a "cool mom" (think Amy Poehler in Mean Girls), so not only does she think it's totes awesome that Miley wore pasties to New York Fashion Week, she also participates in family twerk sessions every weekend:

Tish and Miley Cyrus

“Every Saturday morning when we are making breakfast, we twerk in the kitchen," said Tish in a recent interview. "It is so much fun. Oh yeah, she has taught me."

Um...what? Perhaps Tish doesn't realize that twerking is basically the human equivalent of what's known as "presenting" in the animal world. 

It's a way of saying to those around you, "Here's my V & A, anyone interested?" We guess you can twerk with your daughters but it's kinda weird. And please leave your 14-year-old out of it for now, 'kay?

Asked about the way Miley is treated in the press, Tish replied, "You know I think anyone who is interesting and takes risk is always going to be a target."

We guess there's some truth in that. Particularly when those "risks" involve constantly smoking weed and wearing giant fake butts.

Hopefully Miley leaves the ass prosthetics at home when she shows up for the Saturday family twerk session.

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Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

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