Kate Middleton and Prince Wlliam moved out of Kensington Palace recently, much to the chagrin of UK taxpayers who had recently footed the bill for millions in renovations on the place.
Will and Kate fled London for rural Norfolk, with the explanation that the relocation would enable them to be closer to Will’s new job as an air ambulance operator.
Millions of savvy Brits saw right through that flimsy pretext, however, and recognized the situation for what it was – an attempt by Will to avoid his royal duties and escape from the London press.
As a result, Will’s PR team has been working overtime to put a positive spin on the move by leaking information about the wholesome country life that Will and Kate lead in Norfolk…and even hinting at the announcement that royal watchers have been waiting for:
“Kate and William are country folk at heart,” said a Buckingham Palace insider recently. “It’s where William spent his formative years, and is at his happiest, so it made sense… The couple will get another dog and hope to have another baby while there.”
Did you hear that? Another dog!!!!
We kid, of course. The possibility that Kate is pregnant with baby number two has dominated the British press pretty much since the day that Prince George came into the world, so Will’s people knew exactly what they were doing when they slipped in that teaser.
“Who cares that we’re paying for a privileged do-nothing to play G.I. Nigel and put as much distance as possible between himself and the people who finance his lifestyle? There might be a baby!” – No British Taxpayer, Ever
