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Marketing. It’s a powerful, thing.

Across America and the world, corporations spend millions of dollars on graphics, consultants, focus groups and advertisements to make their products appealing.

Or sound appealing to the consumer.

For the most part, it works, as the name brands you know have become so for a reason. But what would their company taglines be like if they were honest?

Sometimes depressing. Always hilarious.

Scroll through these 39 Honest Slogans for gut-busting examples of what truth in advertising for the brands you know and love (or love to hate) would really look like: