The Bachelorette Preview: You Think This is a Joke?!

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The stakes are about to get higher for the men and the woman of The Bachelorette, which airs back to back episodes Sunday and Monday night. (FOUR HOURS OF The Bachelorette!!!)

With Andi Dorfman's roster of aspiring husbands already cut from 25 to 16, the remaining dudes are desperate to win a rose, by any means necessary.

Who gets a rose? Who gets the boot? The Bachelorette spoilers shed light on that if you can't wait, but here's what we've gleaned from ABC's INTENSE promo:

After a great first week of dating, minus the drunken Craig incident, Andi Dorfman's ready for more action. And by action we mean kissing. Lots and lots of kissing men.

But hey, she has to kiss a few frogs to find a Prince, right? (Wait, didn't she already kiss THE frog, Juan Pablo Galavis? We digress ...)

Here's what else we can expect from our FOUR-HOUR (!) love-fest:

  • They're going on a train ride, train ride, train ride ... Andi will take a train ride with one of the guys and they'll dress up as old people and frolic through a park. Because that's exactly what old people do. They frolic.
  • One of the guys says that moments with Andi are "profoundly better" than he could have imagined. 
  • Another guy calls her "The One." After less than 2 weeks of knowing her. Cool.
  • Josh Murray cannot sing and neither can that other guy but hey, they're hot. Do they need to be able to sing? Nope.
  • Bradley can sing though. Opera. But Boyz II Men isn't opera so that particular skill isn't going to do him very much good. Plus nobody likes a show-off.
  • Everybody take a shot! Josh Murray says "for all the right reasons!"
  • Uh-oh ... somebody has a girlfriend! Yes! Please let her show up and crash a cocktail party like that other stripper model chick did!
  • Andi has a complete and total meltdown. She's so exhausted. But what did she expect when she tried to date 16 dudes at once?
  • This is SO REAL to her, you guys. So. Real. 

Tune in to The Bachelorette at its special time Sunday for the first of our two-night event. If you miss it you can always watch The Bachelorette online at TV Fanatic.

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