Farrah Abraham: "Blowin'" Lyrics and Smoke Like a BOSS!

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Farrah Abraham is "Blowin'" up all over the Internet, thanks to her latest video ... which surprisingly, given the name and her filthy past, is not a sex tape.

Needless to say, the speed with which the Farrah Abraham "Blowin'" video went viral was impressive. Also needless to say? The video is beyond terrible.

The imagery as well as the self-written words made for a truly mind "Blowin'" experience, one which can be summed up best in these seven memes:

Say what you will about Farrah (and we'll say plenty), she keeps us talkin'.

The girl certainly has a way of keepin' herself relevant, in her own uniquely bizarre way, even if her grammar is on par with your average fifth grader.

It's impressive how she's overcome obvious intellectual shortcomings and a penchant for pathologically lying, really. You almost have to give her credit.

In the video, the single mom is clad in a billowy dress, holding toddler Sophia in the park, snappin’ selfies with fans at the club and dishin' out wisdom. 

Watch the video for yourself after the jump. It's that unreal ...

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Farrah Abraham Biography

Farrah Abraham is the star of Teen Mom and the mother of Sophia Laurent Abraham. Sophia's father (Derek Underwood) was killed in a car... More »
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Farrah Abraham Quotes

I felt some pain, but I was a sex warrior and I moaned louder to get Jimmy more aroused. I knew I shouldn't have been tricking myself into not feeling pain, what with my period and incisions.

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.