Kim Kardashian Pretends to Share Morning Selfie, Lies About Ski Tumble

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Kim Kardashian is officially back, people.

Because she posed in a bikini for Us Weekly.

No. Because she's returning to making headlines for absolutely no reason at all.

In this case, the reality star posted a selfie from some recent morning when she supposedly just woke up, captioning the glamor shot with the simple message "Good morning."

Kim Kardashian in the Morning

And if you believe Kim truly took this photo first thing in the morning, you also believe Keeping Up with the Kardashians is unscripted.

Elsewhere, Kardashian took to her blog to explain why she fell while skiing in Utah last week.

"I hadn't skied in 10 years and it's not too fun having all the paps stand there waiting for a fall!! LOL," Kim wrote.

Ummm, wait. What?!? Scott Disick took the video of Kim falling, not the paparazzi. And he then put it on Keek, a service that pays the family serious money in exchange for video posts.

Seriously. It's one thing to be a greedy attention monger, Kim. But please stop being a liar.

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

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Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]