Woman Hides Stolen Cash in Rectum, Bleeds Out, Gets Arrested

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No offense, women of Tennessee... but what the heck is going on down there?!?

First, there was that patient who was diagnosed with ghetto booty. Then, a female resident of this fine state stole a puppy by hiding it in her shirt.

Now there's Christie Black, a 43-year old who was taken to the hospital last night after stealing thousands of dollars from her boyfriend, hiding the cash up her butt and then bleeding profusely from that orifice after attempting to remove the money with a toilet brush and...

... we just can't.

Watch the following video for a full report and try to keep your lunch down as you do so: