Typically, we recap Here Comes Honey Boo Boo in our patented +/- style, handing out or taking away points based on ridiculous/entertaining developments within an episode.
But most of last night’s Season 2 finale was focused on June Shannon in the bathroom, pooping out her stress on the day prior to her commitment ceremony.
Were we grossed out enough to stick a -1,000 on the installment and call it a day? Yes. But then Sugar Bear summed up the appeal of this family in one quote, captured in the following photo, which reversed our decision entirely…
… that’s sweet in its own, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo way, no?
So 1,000 points all around and a rundown of the top best quotes from the finale below!
Pastor Dan: “If you believe in God, I’ll marry ya.”
Pastor Dan: “You got to be really special to eat roadkill.”
Honey Boo Boo: “The most important thing for the wedding is the water slide.”
Honey Boo Boo: “The commitment ceremony’s coming up and it’s making Mama really stressed, so she’s pooping a lot. It’s simple math.”
Honey Boo Boo: “Mama’s gonna look like a giant bullfrog spray tanned.”