Captain Kirk, Starship Enterprise Crew Perplexed by Miley Cyrus VMA Routine

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Klingons? Captain James T. Kirk knows how to deal with those.

But a Twerking Miley Cyrus? Using a foam finger as a penis? Dancing all up on Robin Thicke in flesh-colored underwear? The Star Trek Enterprise skipper and his crew are at a loss.

In one of the best Internet uses we've seen in awhile, someone has cobbled together clips of Miley's VMA performance with Kirk and company aboard this iconic vessel, trying to decipher what is going on and what can be done about it.

Which is pretty much how we all feel about the routine, isn't it? Watch and laugh now:

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Miley Cyrus Biography

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Miley Cyrus has evolved tremendously over the years. Initially known for portraying Hannah Montana, the singer/actress made an effort to... More »
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]