Bear Walks Into Colorado Bar, Stays Sober

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Did you hear the one about a bear who walked into a bar... and then just kept walking and walking without bothering any patrons and then left without even buying a drink?

That's what went down in a Colorado bar this week, as security footage captured the beast just strolling around harmlessly.

Watch the footage for yourself now:

Seriously, who knew cats - the new zombies of the apocalypse - were more dangerous than black bears?