Neither are wives. And, heck, each is scarcely a celebrity at this point.
But Bristol Palin and Joan Rivers will be at the center of Celebrity Wife Swap when that ABC reality series returns on June 23.
Yes, the daughter of Sarah Palin will move into the comedian's home in Hollywood (along with sister Willow) for a week, while Joan and daughter Melissa will touch down in Wasilla, Alaska.
And totally unscripted hijinks will ensure!
Future Celebrity Wife Swap episodes will star WWE legends Ric Flair and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper (on June 30), along with 1980s singer Tiffany and actress Nia Peeples (on July 7).