The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Go For the Pole

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On this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls, Kyle didn't think "Kim Nose Best" but then again she never does.

We recap the shushing, screaming, and surgeries in our THG +/- review.

It's back to the stripper pole as the ladies of Beverly Hills are still in Vegas and at least Kyle and Lisa were having fun. Plus 10.

Kyle On the Pole

Brandi Glanville and Camille looked as though they have a pole in their bedrooms. Is this a new found talent or are they old pros?

Plus 18 for the pictures of Camile Grammer as a Club MTV Dancer. It's hard to find the right words to describe that huge 1988 hair.

Yolanda complains that she's a mother of three. She can't move her hips that way. Minus 13.  I'm pretty sure moving that way is how she ended up a mother of three.

What was up with Marisa? If she's that uptight about the silly pole then why come? Minus 15. Is she that desperate to be seen on TV?

Now if the ladies could have just gotten back on the plane after the pole dancing, things would have been good.  Instead they headed to their downfall.  A dinner party.  Minus 22. We all know how deadly these dinner parties can be.

Leave it to Kyle to bring the drama. Boo hoo. She misses Adrienne. Minus 14. Actually setting the table on fire might make for a less dramatic night.

Suddenly everyone is taking sides once again as we hear the same arguments once again.  Boring. Minus 20.

But you have to love Yolanda.  Plus 12 for shushing a screeching Camille. Then she points out that, " We've wasted three dinners screaming about this." Perhaps she's as bored as I am.

Camille's sudden jab that Lisa only owns 51% of Sur seems pretty petty when the comparison is that the Maloof's only own 2% of The Palm. Minus 9.  What's the big secret?

Plus 22 to Lisa when she tells Ken, "I've heard that she's a silly cow but have I said that?" Don't you wish she would have said that to Camille at dinner?

But Lisa's bigger issues are with Kyle. As she said, "Sometimes the most hurtful thing isn't the words of your enemies but the silence of your friends."  And Kyle never seems to take Lisa's side.

I can't blame Yolanda to heading for her private jet early. Problem was that half of the women who were doing the screaming followed her. 

Somehow, even when Adrienne's not there, the Maloof Hoof keeps stomping.

Speaking of Adrienne, she was off launching her new handbag line, because the world certainly needs more of those. Leave it to the women of Beverly Hills to make a difference in the world.  Minus 11.

But supposedly the new designer bags are Malooficious. Ack!

Did Paul really need Adrienne there to make snarky comments as he got his back waxed.  "If he's not flinching then that's not high enough."  Talk about feeling the love.

Back in Beverly Hills Kim is getting her nose done.  Although I agree with Kyle's concerns about taking such a step so early in her recovery, maybe this will be a boost to Kim's confidence so plus 8.

And Plus 18 to Kingsley her new puppy because he's just an adorable little love.

Can't wait to see Kim's big reveal.


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