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If you’ve been traumatized by seeing Fifty Shades of Grey on your sister’s and/or mother-in-law’s bedside table, and we suspect you have, imagine how a baby feels wearing this:

Yes, you can thank Etsy – and EL James – for this.

With this news series of baby clothes, your kid can thank Fifty Shades for facilitating his/her birth (above), or feature a sexy one-liners such as “I pretend Christian Grey is my daddy.”

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Just don’t be surprised if the daycare staff calls DCFS on you.

 

So far, there hasn’t been a baby boom coinciding with the release of the erotic novel … that we know of.

That may change, of course, when the HOTLY-anticipated 50 Shades of Grey movie comes out at last.

Matt Bomer and Alexis Bledel? Too hot to handle.