Courtney Stodden has booked her very first singing gig.
Consider yourselves warned, patrons of the Abbey in West Hollywood.
Described on posters as a "Pop Culture Icon," Stodden will perform the single "Reality" (below) at that club on November 21, telling E! News of the gig:
"I'm super excited, it's going to be such a fun night!
But she says that publication is ready by the wrong demographic anyway.
"Oh, my goodness, the Abbey is the biggest gay nightclub in the world! I love, adore and respect the gay community so much and can't wait to meet everyone. I can't think of anywhere else to spend Thanksgiving!"
UPDATE: It's unclear why, but this performance/gig has now been canceled.