Teen Mom Recap: Oh, The Places You Won't Go

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Teen Mom continued its depressing final season last night by delving deeper into the struggles of the fab four we know, love, love to hate, and sympathize with. It's a very complicated relationship ... something they all know plenty about.

Come along for THG's +/- recap!

Catelynn Lowell, Tyler Baltierra Pic

Catelynn and Tyler receive their caps and gowns for the big graduation. Plus 20 for these two. They've battled through a lot and deserve due credit.

Especially since that rumor that Tyler got Catelynn Lowell pregnant again is false.

Tyler wonders if Butch will be able to attend ... does he really want that? Minus 5. Poor kid. Talk about being dealt a bad hand but playing it well.

Maci surprisingly agrees to let Bentley go with Ryan Edwards' family on vacation. Ryan surprisingly agrees to let Maci come too ... with girlfriends. Plus 5.

Spoiler alert: There's no way that's going to end well. None. Take it to the bank.

Farrah's dad moves her stuff to Florida, then notes that he'd consider moving there too if he could get a job. Farrah? Not happy with this. Minus 17.

Amber Portwood calls Gary Shirley to find out if he and Leah are coming out to visit in rehab. He tells her it's up to the courts. Weak. Minus 14.

Catelynn’s dad and brother came up for graduation, but sadly Butch won't be out of jail until the following Monday. #TeenMomProblems. Minus 6.

They hung out with friends to discuss college plans. It's amazing they're even thinking about it, and says a lot about the merits of adoption. Plus 12.

Farrah starts interviewing part-time nannies for Sophia, to be paid for by who knows what. Then she hangs up on her mom after a fight. Minus 5.

Is it just us or is Farrah seeming awfully bratty and entitled these days for a girl who gets everything she wants as it is? Just an observation really.

Maci Bookout, just to really cover her bases, goes over to Ryan’s parents’ to make sure they're okay with her coming down to the beach as well.

They are completely fine with it. Relations thawing! Plus 10.

Gary Shirley, Lawyer

Amber's counselor pleads with her that she should not get involved with Gary again, because they have a toxic relationship. Best advice ever. Plus 10.

But you know she doesn't take any advice, so Minus 30.

After Farrah's dad dejectedly headed home, she took Sophia to the pet store. Even though Sophia told her she wanted a fish, they got a puppy. Minus 4.

The dog takes five minutes to start defiling things. Minus 4.

Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra graduate!!!!!! They were the stars of the season premiere and continue to be the lone bright spot this week. Plus 35.

Maci had her friends talk about Ryan’s new girlfriend and the maternity pictures still up in his parents' house. It's an awkward situation to be sure.

Gary and Leah are actually going to meet Amber the next day. Plus 10 for him making the effort, but knowing what we do, it's hard to be hopeful.

We harp on Maci and Farrah and their respective problems, but when you choose prison over your kid, as Amber did, you've really got issues. Minus 20.


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