Ricky Gervais zinged Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber.
George Clooney mocked Brad Pitt and joked that Michael Fassbender has a large penis.
Michelle Williams made us tear up via a gracious speech that focused on her daughter.
But the moment of the night on the 2012 Golden Globe Awards telecast belonged to Seth Rogen, who walked on stage to present an award alongside Kate Beckinsale - considered the Sexiest Woman Alive by some - and told the audience he was trying to conceal a "massive erection." Watch the quip below, along with Beckinsale's unplanned reaction: