Angelina Jolie vs. Jennifer Aniston: The Race to the Fake Altar!

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Hollywood celebrities Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are not just planning to wed their respective partners, they're tripping over themselves to get married first!

According to a clearly bogus report in OK! anyway.

There is little doubt that when Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie six years ago, it fueled one of the biggest celebrity feuds in modern times.

But while entertainment news channels and celeb gossip sites eat that up, there's little reason to believe there's actual competition right now. Or is there?

Angelina Sabotage!

According to OK!, Angelina is a RAGING, SPITEFUL, JEALOUS BITCH who must, at all costs, sabotage Jen's (non-existent) wedding to (non) fiance Justin Theroux.

Jolie is set to marry Brad first as part of this evil plot.

Despite publicly insisting that she has no plans to wed, sources who do not exist close to the Oscar-winner say she's has already picked out a dress!

Make no mistake - her fake wedding will be more opulent than Aniston's, too: “The truth is she and Jen still hate each other,” a source dishes.

“They just can’t seem to let go of their grudges. They’ve taken a lot of jabs over the years, but Angelina is obsessed with proving her dominance."

“Obviously she loves Brad deeply and wants to cement their bond and keep her family together. But there's more going on. A lot of people around her suspect this."

"The wedding has a lot to do with her need to be on top.”

No matter what, Angelina wears the pants around the house. Absolutely no one is going to get up here and argue that oft-repeated rumor.

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