The Bachelor finale. More racy Vanessa Hudgens photos. The enigma that is Charlie Sheen. What to put on the cover if you’re a tabloid? How about …
Bradley Cooper betraying Renee Zellweger?
Maybe Star Magazine is onto something big … or just stopped paying attention to celebrity news about a week ago. No offense to Bradley and Renee, but …

Even if you’re the type of person who pays money for gossip tabloids like this in the first place, is this really a story you’re going to drop everything and read?
Of course, this being Star, they also bring out the ol’ standby – times two. Stock photos of Jessica Biel and Sandra Bullock equals evidence of betrayal! Score!
In Bradley Cooper news that’s actually true, Limitless premieres Friday!