One is the studliest actor on the big screen; the other is the leader of the free world.
Still, it’s not a great week to be either Robert Pattinson or Barack Obama, as information both would prefer to remain secret has leaked into the excitable arms of two leading tabloids. Or, at least, just two tabloids.
First, it appears as though the Sexiest Man Alive is at the center of a plot to bring down his successful movie career. This scandal – full of BETRAYAL, JEALOUSY AND LIES! – also plays a role in this relationship with Kristen Stewart. Interesting.
Almost as interesting as the proof The Globe has that President Obama is a Muslim! Shocking, indeed…
Apparently (bottom right, above), Demi Moore also has lesbian tendencies. We doubt Ashton Kutcher has a problem with that, though.
But back to the most pressing accusation in these articles. Do you think President Obama is a Muslim?