As we reported yesterday, Jon Gosselin recently got a new tattoo of a Korean dragon, representing his heritage and to signify a rebirth or some crap like that.
You’d think Jon, who split with wife Kate Gosselin last year, wouldn’t want another fire-breathing creature on his back having just rid himself of one, but hey.
“I wanted something that resembled a rebirth or a change in me,” Jon says, apparently no longer content with Ed Hardy t-shirts, hair plugs and dual earrings.
What we didn’t know yesterday was that the dragon holds a scroll in each claw with the names and birthdates of his eight children, along with a ninth name.
According to translators, it reads “Erin.” The letters “L” and “R” are similiar in Korean, so some have interpreted the ninth name as Ellen. As in Ellen Ross.
There’s still room on the scroll for Hailey Glassman’s name …
Ellen Ross, of course, is his new plaything. Wouldn’t it be Elin if that one letter were switched, though? Hey, Tiger Woods’ wife is gonna be back on the market…
Anyway, it’s a good thing Jon also got himself a new manager and a life coach. Clearly he needs some help with spelling, as well as financial decision-making.
First of all, it’s not only cliched to have Asian characters tattooed on yourself in an attempt to act hard, but how do you not make sure they’re translated right?
More importantly, the stupid new ink probably costs as much as one or more child support payments, which the broke ass loser has complained about before.
We’re just saying.