Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt Hoard So Much Crap

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Last night on The Hills, it became clear that Spencer Pratt is losing it. Sad about the show ending? Getting increasingly desperate for anything that makes news?

Either/or. In any case, they are supposedly hoarders now.

For the very first time (not that anyone wondered), Heidi and Spencer are letting us into their “unkempt and unsafe home” in Pacific Palisades via Life & Style.

According to sources, Speidi has been residing in this place, not their luxurious Hollywood home as seen on The Hills, for the last few months. And it's gross.

A source supposedly close to the couple claims: “The living room is filled with Spencer’s mess, which Heidi often has to clean up. Spencer lines the window with crystals, which he believes will keep bad spirits out but keep Heidi locked in."

LOL. Spencer and his crystals. Soon it'll be crystal meth.

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CELEBRITY HOARDERS: Whether that's true or not, Spencer and Heidi Pratt are growing increasingly ridiculous, even by their standards. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

If that doesn't sound unbearable enough to you, Spencer himself reveals that the couple are not living alone in squalor. They have a roommate! Pratt explains:

“It’s true, I have a Marine in the house. He’s helping me write a script."

Mmmkay. He adds: "And yes, we’ve been out of the house only three times this month, but that’s because I’m busy working on several business ventures.”

No word on what those are. But clearly, one of his tried-and-true ventures - making up ridiculous stories to feed to Life & Style for free PR - is still effective.

It's certainly a lot cheaper than paying to have the face/body of Heidi Montag consistently altered, too. Gossip is harmless. Keep up the good work, man.

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Heidi Montag Quotes

I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.

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