Hold your horses, Jesse James.
Step off, Tiger Woods.
There’s a new contender in the running for Worst Husband in the History of Mankind.
According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, Charlie Sheen may be in rehab for drug and alcohol addictions, but that isn’t stopping the actor from cheating on wife Brooke Mueller.
“He is seeing Brooke and the kids a lot and is good about continuing treatment,” a source told the tabloid. “He has been sweet to Brooke, and promises her that he’s changed.”
However, insiders tell the magazine, Mueller shouldn’t take Sheen’s words too seriously. How come?
Because the troubled actor has been carrying on an affair with lingerie model Angelina Tracy, a paid escort who charges $3,000 an hour under the professional name of Nina.
As you can tell by the hilarious photo above, Sheen has reportedly been sneaking out of his treatment center occasionally in order to meet up with Tracy.
Witnesses spotted the alleged wife beater entering Angelina’s apartment on April 7, staying for an hour and leaving around 3 p.m.
“He ran down to his car,” said an onlooker. “It seemed like he wanted to leave as quickly as possible.”
That’s how our eyeballs feel every time they fixate on a Two and a Half Men episode. That may be the final time we get to make a joke about that show and Sheen, considering he may be through with the sitcom.
Sadly, it doesn’t look like he’s through with his philandering, dirty ways. This isn’t the first time Charlie has been associated with a call girl, or an entire brothel of them: he’s an admitted former client of Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss.