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Friday, January 29 is a special day. It marks the 35th birthday of Rachel Uchitel, the very first Tiger Woods mistress (well, the first we learned of) – and you’re invited!

What, did you expect a quiet night in?

The Manhattan club promoter will be partying with friends and “Celebrity DJs” at the club 251PB in Palm Beach, Florida, where she’s been staying since early December.

On the invite, Rachel Uchitel is trumpeted as a “Celebrity Socialite.” Guess it’s better than “Celebrity adulterer” or “Tiger Woods’ Crazy, Ambien-Driven Sex Fiend” …

Come party with “celebrity socialite” Rachel Uchitel!

Reports of Tiger’s affair with Rachel allegedly led to an epic fight with Elin Woods November 27 and the car crash that exposed Tiger’s tawdry tales to the world.

Asked about her alleged romantic involvement with Woods, Rachel Uchitel has never commented – reportedly because she’s gotten big bucks to keep quiet about it.

Sources report that Woods paid Rachel Uchitel, who the golfer was smitten with and might still be, upwards of $3 million to stay quiet about their steamy affair.

Ask her about that January 29 at Club 251PB! Guess her seven-figure payout doesn’t prevent her from cashing in on her notoriety … just explaining why she’s notorious.