We apologize, Australia.
For days, we’ve been railing against our friends Down Under because many of them were apparently unaware that Britney Spears lip syncs at concerts.
That may be lame on their part, but America has no educated foot to stand on: over three million people tuned in for the two-hour Khloe Kardashian/Lamar Odom wedding special on E! Sunday night.
Over three million!!!
It’s not as though viewers didn’t have other quality options on Sunday evening, either. There was an exciting NFL game; Dexter on Showtime; Mad Men on AMC. Heck, there was the Home Shopping Network.
Anything is more appealing than watching two people spit on the concept of love, rake in money for their wedding and laugh all the way to the bank.
Put simply, the 3.07 million individuals that tuned in to this contrived nonsense need to get a life. And a TV Guide.