According to her Twitter, Lindsay Lohan got herself a job. That pays money!
It doesn’t involve Fornarina or spray tanner, either. LiLo actually landed a role in Robert Rodriguez’s next movie Machete. It begins filming in two weeks.
If she can go that long without another epic meltdown, she might actually get a film credit. It may go straight to DVD, but still. The plot, according to IMDB:
“Federale Machete is hired to assassinate a senator. Just as he’s about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he’s been set up.”
“He barely survives, and is soon out for revenge against his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend, who has become a priest. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren’t you!”
Lindsay Lohan has gotten a paying job! On a movie set! The over-under on the time it takes her to get fired from it is currently six weeks. [Photo: Fame Pictures]
Sounds like an instant classic. Then again, better than being forced to mock yourself with the Sanjayas of the world who sleep outside on I’m a Celebrity.