Nick Lachey recently parted ways with Vanessa Minnillo.
Jessica Simpson recently got dumped by Tony Romo.
OMG, that means they are both single at the same time! They are definitely gonna get back together then! It’s just a matter of when! They are perfect together!
It’s a slow celebrity gossip day, apparently.
Still, we would have expected Us to lead with “Jon and His Bimbo” (Hailey Glassman) rather than a made-up story about the former Newlyweds stars reconciling.
Seriously, that’s their cover story …
A SECOND CHANCE … for Us to sell magazines at least.
Apparently, the divorcees are “haunted by secret feelings” and Jessica realizes “she let a great guy get away.” This after she got dumped an entire week ago.
Really, do you think they have even spoken in that time? And she has already stopped missing Tony, who she dated for a year in a half, and begun pining for Nick, who she divorced more than three years ago and split from even longer ago?
We doubt it. We are also disappointed better Jessica Simpson pictures were not selected for the cover. Cleavage sells, guys. You’re welcome for the tip.
But we digress. Maybe we’ll be totally wrong and they will live happily ever after. Thoughts? Should Jessica and Nick get back together?