If you're the 82-year old owner of the world's most famous men's magazine, you needn't choose between busty young blondes.
You can go to bed with Crystal Harris, Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon every night of the week. And we have little doubt that Hugh Hefner does just that.
But if you're a reader of the country's most buzzed about celebrity gossip site, sorry, we're making you take sides in this battle between Playboy bunnies...
With which of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends would you rather go to bed?