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The Philadelphia Eagles advanced to the NFC Playoffs yesterday, sending the Dallas Cowboys home in humiliating fashion following a 44-6 victory.

While the win served as sweet revenge for Donovan McNabb over former teammate Terrell Owens, it also featured another setback in the comeback attempt of Jessica Simpson.

The attention-hungry singer was denied a chance to root on boyfriend Tony Romo in the post-season, as cheers could be heard around the nation from Fox cameramen tired of focusing on the dunce in the pink jersey.

Jessica Simpson Is 4 Years Sober
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On the opposite end of the large-breasted spectrum, Kendra Wilkinson is likely purchasing cold-weather clothing this morning. She and fiance Hank Baskett will be headed to Minnesota next week, as Baskett’s Eagles takes on the Vikings.

Hank wasn’t much of a factor in yesterday’s game, but he did have the same number of receptions as Romo had touchdown passes: zero.