Hulk Hogan: A Sad King

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Former WWE champion Hulk Hogan was named King Bacchus during a parade in New Orleans last week.

But despite the honor of being referred to as the god of wine and mirth, the Hulkster doesn't look too pleased, does he?

Might he be thinking of his impending divorce? The problems son Nick Bollea is facing after a drunk driving accident? The awful wardrobe choices and singing ability of daughter Brooke Hogan?

It's difficult to say.

Cheer up, Hulk Hogan. At least WWE Diva Maria Kanellis will be appearing in Playboy soon.


Hulk Hogan Quotes

I had a real period where I had a tough, tough time. I got caught off guard with this divorce thing. I didn't see it coming. My son is doing better. I pray for my wife every day. I am very grateful because we realize how very blessed we are. Now that we are aware, we are walking in the spirit of God. We are cool. We are way cool.

Hulk Hogan

I was offered lots of [reality] shows when I was making my career comeback against The Rock, but I kept saying no. But years later, it was my daughter’s career and son’s racing career that we were thinking about. We saw the Ashlee Simpson show and Jessica Simpson’s and Lindsay Lohan on the big screen and we just didn’t haven’t a vehicle to compete. But I considered it, because this time it was about the Hogan family rather than Hulk Hogan; they all wanted to do it and I tried to warn them about what they were in for. Now look what happened.

Hulk Hogan