Streetwalking harlot? Fashion-challenged tigress? Midriff-baring carnie? Employee of a celebrity photo agency? Or fiesta queen? Who the heck knows!
Only Britney Spears – and perhaps not even Britney Spears – knows what the heck Britney Spears was supposed to be as she donned a variety of costumes – including a pink zebra showgirl getup and a TMZ press pass in honor of Halloween at Heidi Klum’s annual costume bash at The Green Door in Hollywood.
Hey, it’s not like she has anything better to do – like spend time with her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James. The court says that’s just not safe for the lil’ mistakes.