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If Paris Hilton were looking for time off from her jail sentence for proper spelling, well, that would be really odd.

But it would also be counterproductive considering a recent posting on her MySpace account.

In her most recent entry, the soon-to-be prison member pleaded with fans to sign an online petition started by her friend Joshua Capone. Well, actually, Paris asked that you “help and sihn” it, which we assume means to affix your signature to the document. But you never know.

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But why should you do so? Why assist someone whose sole contribution to the universe is a sex tape and an endless feud with Lindsay Lohan? Because, according to Hilton herself, she “provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world.”

She must be referring to the hope that you, too, can get famous for getting nude on video. Jennifer Toof and Olivia Mojica have certainly learned from this example.

So, will Paris get her jail sentence reduced? Don’t count on it. Word has it that the best she can do is 39 days in the clink. Fortunately, she may have seemingly nice guy Ty Pennington to keep her company.