May God bless America! And Lauren Nelson!
The newly-crowned Miss America, of whom no nude pictures or tales of drunken debauchery have been posted on the Internet, has finally given the land of the free and home of the brave an upstanding beauty queen it can be proud of.
Not every celebrity mother is Britney Spears.
Some actually find time to play with their children. And wear underpants. Take the case of the following two beauties:
Wherever Kristin Cavallari goes, The Hollywood Gossip does its best to follow. And if it weren't for the damn restraining order, we could do a much better job.
Just kidding. Or are we!??! Anyway, here are some pictures of our favorite socialite, actress and Laguna Beach alumna at the opening of the Mondrian Scottsdale. With Kristin in the middle pic is pal Jenn Hoffman. Click to enlarge!
Forgive Tom Brady if he isn't too crushed about not playing in the Super Bowl this weekend.
The studly quarterback is stil considered a winner now that rumors of he and Gisele Bundchen dating have been confirmed.
Billy Joel has done alright for himself. Multiple car accidents and drinking problems aside, this is a well-known, acclaimed, rich singer.
One that has been married to Christie Brinkley.
Rapper The Game - also known as Jayceon Taylor - pleaded not guilty to charges he impersonated a police officer November 15.
The 50 Cent protege is accused of telling a limo driver he was an undercover cop and ordering him to run several red lights after appearing on David Letterman's show.
Oh, man, is that Brody Jenner a smooth operator.
No wonder he can date any reality star he wants. No wonder he went - as Lauren recapped on Monday on The Hills, and we reported a while back - straight from Kristin Cavallari to Nicole Richie.
It's difficult to get into the pants of Sienna Miller.
Not because she won't jump into bed with anyone hot and famous - just ask Leonardo DiCaprio. Or don't, according to Miller.
Mariska Hargitay is now the highest paid actress on TV.
But isn't it nice to see the money not going to her head?
Jennifer Aniston is making news these days unrelated to her acting chops.Notably, fans are abuzz over the kiss she plants on Courtney Cox during the season finale of Dirt. In fact, that's how People magazine started the following interview with one of our favorite actresses ...
John Mayer sucks.
Polls show him trailing Nick Lachey nearly 3-to-1 in popularity regarding Jessica Simpson's choice in men. That's got to make Mayer, who's begging for credibility as a real musician after rising to fame via annoying soft rock albums, enraged.
Simon, Paula, Randy and ... Courtney Love?
Hold on to your remotes, American Idol fans, because the legendary rock idol Love tells Us Weekly that American Idol wants her!
Tara Conner is an alcoholic.
But that's not so uncommon in Hollywood. Just ask Mel Gibson or Lindsay Lohan. What helps to set Miss USA apart in that case?
As Kevin Federline and his estranged wife battle over their divorce settlement, sources have heard from both camps that the couple is seriously trying to settle the case and put it behind them.
That includes the financial end of things.
It's this guy's lucky day.
Stopping by the Coked-Up Slut Store in suburban L.A., he thought he'd order a companion for the night. Little did he know they were offering a special 2-for-1 promotion until the end of January! Who knew?
It's chaos on the set of VH1's hit show Celebrity Fit Club, according to TMZ, which has exclusive details on multiple battles raging between its "stars."
According to sources, the first flare-up took place between medical/diet expert Dr. Ian and Ant, the show's host - over a cigarette. Dr. Ian blew up (figuratively) when Ant fired up a Marlboro Light in the doc's vicinity. Britney Spears would be proud.
We tried to tell you.
All those people that mistakenly drooled over Mischa Barton during her time on The OC were missing out on the best looking gal on the show.
We were pretty much already sold on the next Batman movie once Heath Ledger signed up as The Joker.
Then, we heard that Scientology slave, Katie Holmes, had bowed out of production and we were looking to buy tickets months in advance.
Katharine McPhee has a new album out today.
It appears as though the American Idol runner-up from a season ago would prefer if we focus our attention on other assets of hers at the moment, however.
She's been linked to Leonardo DiCaprio.
He just had twins with longtime lover Kim Porter.
James Bond has been a wanted man by countries around the globe for years - except one.
Until now, China had never entertained a portrayer of 007, but Daniel Craig became the first when he walked down the red carpet for the premiere of Casino Royale in the nation yesterday.
We knew he was a decent fellow, but it looks like Britney Spears' new man is bringing one of the most elusive and important things into her life:
Underwear.
Well, that whole Firecrotch and promiscuity thing aside.
Speaking strictly about alcohol consumption, we assume, Gwyneth Paltrow came out in defense of our least favorite red head. The Oscar Award-winning actress forecasted the following.
Emma Bunton is no longer Baby Spice - but the news of her actually having a little one is causing former singing mates to offer their congratulations.
The most notable, of course, is Victoria Beckham. A mother of three herself, the ex-Posh Spice told People magazine:
