Who knew Donald Trump could be so forgiving?
In a move that shocked everyone, Trump did NOT fire reigning Miss USA Tara Conner. Instead, he announced this morning that the victor would enter rehab to fight a possible drug problem.
“She’s agreed to go into rehab. She knows that if she makes even the slightest mistake from here on, she will be immediately replaced,” said Trump.
Tomiko Nash probably hopes that takes place.
Meanwhile, men everywhere are hoping Miss Teen USA, Katie Blair, follows Conner into rehab.
Where else will they be able to view the amorous actions of this new friendship?