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We certainly can’t blame this poor feline. Paris Hilton is that nasty — and we’ve certainly seen animals, such as this poor, pathetic pug, try to escape the clutches of the horrible heiress.

With the possible exception of ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, and perhaps the legendary porn distributor David Hans Schmidt, no living thing would possibly want to be this close to the overused human condom herself. But alas, cute, innocent and defenseless animals don’t always have a say in the matter.

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This adorable kitten cannot speak. It can merely meow in resignation and wish it had the good fortune of being slaughtered to make one of Beyonce‘s fur coats or something. Anything would be better than this ordeal.

NOTE: The Pussycat Dolls were not available for comment.