Roseanne Barr is still alive? The former sitcom star would like to voice her opinion on The View.

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Before George Clooney was the world's biggest movie star, he was an up-and-coming television actor slowly making a name for himself on a number of network series.

One of his first big roles came in 1991 when he was cast as Jackie's boyfriend on the hit ABC sitcom Roseanne.

Though he quit the show after one season, Clooney left the cast with a gift that has become something of a Hollywood legend. The Holy Grail of dick pics, if you will:

Roseanne was reunited with TV daughter Sarah Gilbert on The Talk today, and after discussing her infamous "butt selfie" and flirtations with Kanye West, she tackled the topic everyone really wants to hear about:

Clooney's wang in a pair of Groucho glasses.

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Roseanne Barr really wants to have sex with Kanye West.

A month after trying to make like Kim Kardashian and seduce the rapper online, Roseanne is up her alluring tricks once again.

The comedian has posted a couple new images to Instagram, one of which is a selfie of her butt and includes the simple caption "Hey! #Kanye."

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These Roseanne Barr weight loss pictures are definitely impressive, but does the 61-year old really think she can land Kanye?

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When Roseanne Barr rose to fame in the '80s her weight was part of her act and - for many - added to her appeal. But now, long-retired from the stand-up circuit and with her sitcom years behind her, Roseanne has clearly decided to shed those extra pounds, and the result is astounding.

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The 61-year-old comic showed up to a recent NBC event looking thinner than ever before. For some women Roseanne's age such dramatic and sudden weight loss might be cause for concern but Barr appeared happy and energetic, smiling and posing for the photographers on hand. 

Always the jokester, Roseanne was of course quick with a quip when asked about her diet secrets. "Crack!! I'm doing crack," she told reporters before adding, "I'm just doing the things you're supposed to do...you know, moving more, and eating less."

If only it were that easy! Many stars have publicly fought the battle of the bulge with mixed results. Jessica Simpson used Weight Watchers with obvious success, while other stars have been decidedly less lucky.

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It is totally on between Kim Kardashian and... Roseanne Barr?!?

In a new Instagram selfie, the 61-year old comedian strikes the sort of pose that would make Kim proud (see Kim Kardashian, butt selfie and Kim Kardashian, boobs selfie) and then sends a seductive message to her fiance.

"Hey #kanye," Barr Tweeted along with the provocative photo clearly making a last-second play for the rapper.

Will it work? Will West ditch Kardashian prior to their May 24 nuptials? Should he? Would you?!?

Kompare, kontrast and klick below: With which star would you rather make a sex tape?

And the Winner is?

Roseanne Barr is posing here like Kim Kardashian and trying to seduce Kanye West. Who would you prefer to plow? View Poll »

Gonna be a battle to the bitter end in this poll, we have a feeling.

Also, check out more bikini photos (of Kim, not Roseanne):

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Roseanne Barr is at it again, going off an amazing rant on Twitter about how she's done with the TV business and is considering going into porn instead.

Porn of the geriatric variety, no less.

That's a direct quote, THGers. "I'm going to start doing porn now-f-ck it-that's right-geriatric porn. ‪#movingtoPortugal," the 61-year-old comic actress tweeted.‬

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Is Portugal renowned for adult films featuring the AARP crowd? That's not a rhetorical question, we're genuinely curious. In any case, she wasn't done.

"I'm never going to work in television again. I'm never going to even attempt it. I feel as if I've been insulted / assaulted for over a year," she went on.

"Actually, for many years ... from my first reality show to my second and two failed development details. Don't call me - I won't call you. I'm gone."

"Not ONE word remained of any ideas I had. I was constantly 'corrected' as if I had no track record whatsoever. I'm just enraged over all of it."

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Comedian slash sort-of presidential candidate Roseanne Barr is laying into Mitt Romney's wife, Ann, over her recent remark that being a mom was her full-time job.

It's not that Barr supports Democratic strategist Hilary Rosen's comment (and subsequent apology) criticizing Ann for having "never worked a day in her life."

It's just that Ann's claim of raising five kids on her own is BS, Roseanne says.

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"Mrs. Mitt Romney claims to have worked her toned ass off, raising five Romney males all on her own, as privileged wives often do ... but, no, Ann, I call bulls--t on your Big Mama story, girlfriend," Barr wrote in a column for The Daily Beast.

Barr went on criticizing Romney for claiming she did it all solo, with the exception of a little assistance from a maid who would come in a couple of hours a week.

Roseanne writes that Ann is basically full of it:

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Roseanne Barr is making good on her threat (promise?) to join the presidential race. The actress filed papers this week and is seeking the Green Party nomination.

Barr, who has been waging a Twitter and Facebook grassroots campaign to generate some interest in her bid to attain the highest office in the land, made it official.

She filed official documents to become the Green Party's nominee for President. She's got baggage, though, having famously butchered the National Anthem:

Barr says she's sick of Democrats and Republicans, whom she believes are not working in the best interests of the American people. Can't argue with that.

So what is Roseanne platform? Weed, basically.

She wants marijuana legalized and sold strictly domestically. That's great and all, but so does Ron Paul, and he actually has a clue what he's talking about.

Just saying. Have fun, Roseanne!

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Roseanne Barr is mourning the death of music legend Etta James in an odd way: by talking $hit about President Obama and Beyonce.

Basing a round of criticism on Obama asking Beyonce to cover the James classic "At Last" during a 2009 inauguration ball, Roseanne Tweeted yesterday: "I lost ALL respect for Obama when he dissed Etta James in favor of Beyonce," later adding:

"I have not listened to anything Beyonce or Jay z has said or recorded since they did that to Etta. Their arrogance was disgusting."

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Roseanne, who actually just had a pilot picked up by NBC, then focused her rage on those who dare to support the new mother of Blue Ivy, writing: "Beyonce’s fans are really ignorant-she should not be proud of entertaining drooling mutants!"

Soon after Beyonce serenaded the Obamas with "At Last," James herself also called her and the President out - but both she and Roseanne appear to be missing a crucial point: James did not originally record the song, either. Her version was a cover of a cover.

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Move over, Kelsey Grammer. You aren't the only celebrity with an eye on The White House.

During an appearance on The Tonight Show yesterday, Roseanne Barr announced that she's running for President of the United States in 2012.

“I’m totally serious,” Barr said, citing Sarah Palin as proof that pretty much anyone can run. "I want to be part of the debates because I want to represent the tax payer. In fact, I’m choosing the tax payers as my vice president.”

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Under which banner does Roseanne fall? Neither, she says: “I’m not for either party because they both suck and they’re both a bunch of criminals. So I made up my own party. It’s the Green Tea Party.”

Like a certain egomaniac who teased a Presidential run this spring in order to make headlines, Roseanne has a reality show to push. Lifetime cameras follow her around on a Hawaiian nut farm for Rosanne’s Nuts.

Would you vote for Barr?

 

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Roseanne Barr, a washed-up comedian whose most relevant pop culture appearance in the last decade took place in a Snickers Super Bowl spot this year, will soon anchor a new Lifetime reality show.

The reasons why are unclear.

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But the network has ordered 16 episodes of a series that will follow Roseann's life as the head of a macadamia and live stock farm in Hawaii. Longtime boyfriend Johnny Argent and son Jake will also appear.

“Roseanne Barr is an undeniable force of nature and the idea of following her in this unique premise excited us from the get-go, ” Lifetime president and general manager, Nancy Dubuc, said in a statement. “Roseanne is funny and brutally honest, and our audience will relate to her decision to go on this adventure and create an entirely new life for herself."

Are you excited for the return of Roseanne?

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