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Renowned hothead, up-and-coming reality TV star and occasional NFL player Terrell Owens has a new love interest: former swimsuit model Jessica White!

The one-time Sports Illustrated hottie hails from Buffalo, N.Y., where T.O. is exiled and forced to play this upcoming season after no one else wanted him.

Nevertheless, he appears to have found a match in new girlfriend Jessica White, who has been spotted with him in Los Angeles and upstate New York.

Here's hoping she puts up with him better than Joanna Krupa ...

Hopefully Terrell Owens doesn't fumble Jessica White!

A New York Post spy is quoted as saying "She's in the trailer for his new VH1 show [appropriately called the T.O. Show], and they're always out together."

A close friend of White confirmed that the pair are dating. Has she seen Terrell Owens naked yet? Probably. After all, we all have in his TV show promos.

If this love affair mirrors his career at all, a world of potential and promising early results will eventually give way to character issues and flame out hard.

Sorry, Hank Baskett.

Your days as the only wide receiver to dominate celebrity gossip headlines has come to an end.

On July 20, for reasons that defy logic and good taste, VH1 will debut The T.O. Show. This reality TV series takes fans behind the scenes of the most self-centered athlete in professional sports, Terrell Owens.

While his ex-teammate seeks a new girlfriend, Owens seeks attention in every conceivable way. For instance, check out the following promotional photo for the show.

In it, T.O. is naked, muscle-bound and contemplating his next outburst against quarterback Trent Edwards...

Will you watch The T.O. Show?

From a heated exchange between Perez Hilton and will.i.am that led to a rumble, to another Real Housewives of New Jersey star hating Danielle Staub, to Terrell Owens being told off by a Playboy model, this week had some quality celeb feuds.

Oh, and don't forget Mark Sanford feuding ... with brainpower and morals during his affair with Maria Belen Chapur. Side note: Jon and Kate Gosselin have been removed from this list, as their "feud" ended in divorce. So it's over. With no winner.

Which was your favorite celebrity showdown? Vote in our poll below!

What was the best celebrity feud of the week?

Jeff Garcia. Donovan McNabb. Tony Romo. NFL star and universal pain in the ass Terrell Owens used and abused all three quarterbacks over the years.

Myriad T.O. tongue-lashings to these hapless teammates made for constant entertainment, and ultimately led to his dismissal from three NFL clubs.

Looks like he's finally met his match, however.

The Buffalo Bills wide receiver has been receiving some verbal punishment of his own at last, courtesy of ... Polish Playboy model Joanna Krupa.

Joanna Krupa is Owens' partner on the ABC reality show The Superstars. The series, which debuted last night, pairs eight star athletes with celebrities, pitting the duos against each other in various physical challenges.

Krupa does not like to lose, and isn't afraid to tell off T.O.

After an underwhelming obstacle course performance, Joanna unleashed upon T.O. a profanity-laced tirade, telling him "You're the one that [screwed] up," among other things, leaving the football star speechless for the first time in history.

Check out the video of Joanna Krupa and Terrell Owens after the jump. Be forewarned, she does not hesitate to drop f-bombs like there's no tomorrow ...

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One is a former Playboy Cyber Girl of the Week. The other is a former NFL All-Pro.

While it may seem as though someone that has caught numerous STDs on Rock of Love with Bret Michaels would have little in common with someone that has caught the second most touchdowns in league history, Megan Hauserman and Terrell Owens will both star in reality shows this summer.

For Hauserman - the winner of Awkward Moment of the Year at the 2008 Fox Reality Awards - her upcoming VH1 series will mark her fifth foray into the reality TV world.

In Megan Wants a Millionaire, which premieres August 2, the busty blonde stars as a bachelorette that raises the stakes for her suitors. Literally! We'll let the following press release explain:

Megan’s millionaire suitors will compete in challenges ranging from going head to head in a high roller Las Vegas tournament to shelling out money in a date auction. Whoever wins the challenge, will win a date with Megan. But, it won’t just be any date.

The millionaires will be given the chance to “upgrade” their date. How about driving Megan to dinner in an Aston Martin, instead of an Escalade? Or why not take a helicopter ride to Catalina Island instead of the ferry? One by one, Megan will eliminate the guys who can’t shell out the dough, until the ultimate millionaire is left.

On their respective reality shows, you'll see the emotional side of Terrell Owens and, we presume, the backside of Megan Hauserman.

Owens, meanwhile, was signed by the Buffalo Bills in the off-season. What sort of exciting hijinks take place in upstate New York for this selfish star?

We'll find out in The T.O. Show, debuting on July 27! Sum this must-see series up for us, VH1:

In the series, T.O. will be shadowed in the off-season by his best friends / publicists Monique Jackson and Kita Williams as they battle the two sides of his large personality. Viewers will discover that behind all the braggadocio, emotional histrionics, and sculpted physique, that is the outspoken media magnet known to the world as “T.O.” — there is also a quiet, sensitive, mild-mannered guy from Alexander City, Alabama.

Sorry, Ray J.

You're no longer the most ridiculous reality show contestant to be featured on VH1.

Indeed, the network will air The Terrell Owens Project this summer. It's a good thing, too. We've gone days without hearing stories about this self-serving NFL locker room cancer.

“We are thrilled to bring such a great athlete, who is one of the biggest names and personalities in all the world of sports to VH1 for a surprising high octane look inside his superstar life off the field,” said Jeff Olde, VH1's Executive Vice President of Original Programming & Production.

We can only hope this series inspires a bevy of future athlete-based reality shows, such as:

• Not Quite Newlyweds, starring Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson
• The Mole: Trainer Edition, starring Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Greg Anderson and Brian McNamee
• Too Big Brother, starring Mark and Jay McGwire
• American League Idle, starring often tired Rocco Baldelli and oft-injured Carl Pavano
• Chad Johnson Presents: America's Best Touchdown Dance Crew

NFL star, malcontent and Tony Romo teammate Terrell Owens is bitching that he's no porn star, despite a picture of him allegedly walking onto the set of an adult film, as depicted on a hard core adult website.

The photo shows the Dallas Cowboys wide receiver strolling into an adult photo shoot with a huge smile on his face. The shot somehow wound up on TheDirty.com, with the clever headline "T.O. Loves Porn."

Terrell Owens? Not thrilled about this development. He immediately dispatched his legal team to clean up the mess, an the story no longer appears.

A cease and desist letter was sent to TheDirty.com explaining that Terrell Owens "unknowingly walked into" the sticky situation. Mmm hmm.

Lawyers for the crybaby football star demanded the site take down the pics of Terrell and implicitly "state to the public that these photographs linking Mr. Owens to porn were not done with his consent."

As much as it sounds absurd that he could walk onto the set of a porno by mistake, we must keep in mind that this took place in South Beach.

Maybe he's telling the truth ... and we need a Florida vacation about now.

While Tom Brady and Eli Manning prepare to square off in the Super Bowl, most NFL stars - such as Dallas' Terrell Owens - are merely viewers.

But that doesn't mean TO can't chase celebrity poontang.

Are we wrong? You can't go five minutes without seeing pics of Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush. Think Terrell Owens is gonna sit this one out?

Of course not. And what better way to forget the pain of a bitter playoff defeat than to quit crying and go where only a few hundred guys have gone before ...

Today, Terrell Owens enters Paris Hilton's digits. Tomorrow, Paris herself.

Hillary Clinton crying helped her win the New Hampshire primary.

So perhaps we should pencil in the Dallas Cowboys as next year's Super Bowl champions, following an emotional outburst from Terrell Owens after the team fell to the Giants in yesterday's NFC Divisional round playoff game:

It's sweet that T.O. is defending his quarterback from accusations that frolicking with Jessica Simpson in Cabo distracted him from the game and all.

But prior to his arrival in Dallas, wasn't Owens known for tearing into quarterbacks such as Jeff Garcia and Donovan McNabb?

A day after calling out Jessica Simpson for showing up and distracting Tony Romo during the Dallas Cowboys' loss to Philadelphia, star receiver Terrell Owens is now saying he was kidding and didn't mean to cause trouble.

"I tried to get [Tony Romo] to call her so I can explain to her that she doesn't really know me and that I can be funny," Terrell Owens, a.k.a. T.O., told the Dallas Morning News. "Everything I say, the media will take it and run with it. It's not a big deal. I will try to rectify the situation between her and I."

We can only imagine the hilarity that would ensue if said phone conversation were to actually take place. Probably something along the lines of this ...

Terrell Owens: Jessica, it's TO. I want to rectify this situation.
Jessica Simpson: I don't rectify on the first phone call.
TO: What if I hung up and called back?
JS: [pauses] Well, that would make it our third phone call; let's do it.

[TO hangs up and calls again]

JS: Hello?
TO: So, can we rectify this?
JS: Who is this?
TO: Jessica, it's TO. We just spoke.
JS: A consonant and a vowel on the same line? Now I've heard everything!
TO: The media has taken what I said about you and printed it. I didn't realize they could do that, and I certainly had no idea you could read. So you see the situation I'm in. I want to rectify this.
JS: I don't rectify on the first phone call.
TO: [mutters incoherently and hangs up]

[TO calls back, Crazy Joe Simpson answers this time]

Joe Simpson: Joe Simpson.
TO: Um, this is Terrell Owens. I, uh, I was...
Joe Simpson: Are you threatening one of my employees?
TO: Look man, I-
Joe Simpson: No YOU look, man. I run the show around here, y'understand? I have a lot invested in Jessica, and I sure as hell don't need your-
TO: I'm just trying to rectify...
Joe Simpson: You can rectify my foot up your ass, boy. And quit complainin' you don't get the ball enough. Tony is doin' his best out there. But... out of curiosity, are you single?
TO: Um... I'm often double-covered these days because I'm an exceptional talent. One for the ages, really. But I'm not dating anyone, if that's what you mean. But Tony and Jessica are going out, so...
Joe Simpson: So what?!? She can date you both. Twice the exposure, right? We can make a movie about it. Jessica Simpson Does Dallas Cowboys. I'll produce it.
TO: Isn't that a bit awkward, I mean...
Joe Simpson: And I have another daughter named Ashlee. Can she play running back for you guys?
TO: Julius Jones and Marion Barber do a fine job already. Can you just tell Jessica we're all good? No hard feelings?
Joe Simpson: Know who was hard a lot? That Nick Lachey guy. Because he got to see my hot daughter naked.
Jessica (in the background): Dad! I need help with this bra!
Joe: Coming, dear! [hangs up]

Despite Terrell Owens' best efforts to rectify the situation between Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson... pimp/father Joe Simpson just confused him thoroughly.