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It's been almost a year since Ted hit theaters, introducing the world to the most vulgar talking Teddy Bear its ever seen, besides Don Rickles (that's a talking bear, right?).

Now, you can own your own vulgar talking bear to, you know, bust out at parties or bars or baby namings or whatever.

Ted Talking Bear Doll

The doll, sitting at 8 inches tall, says five of your favorite Ted quotes, including the Thunder Buddies song.

It's billed as "More vulgar, but less scary than Teddy Ruxbin," and "Not quite as cute as the Snuggle bear."

The Ted plush is available for purchase for only $14.99. Me, I'm holding out for a life-size, fully functional Kung-Fu Panda.

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Did you like Seth MacFarlane's turn at hosting the Oscars this year?

Some did, many didn't. But you're not producing the Academy Awards, so unfortunately it doesn't matter. MacFarlane has been asked to return to host the 2014 Oscars.

Seth MacFarlane Oscars Photo

With this year's producers, Craig Zadan and Neil Meron, returning to produce again next year, they want the Family Guy creator to come back with them.

MacFarlane, for his part, has previously stated that he did not want to host the show again. He has been given only a few weeks to decide.

Do you think MacFarlane made a good Oscar Host?

 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

It's all over for Emilia Clarke and Seth MacFarlane.

The unexpected couple has called it quits, a source confirms to E! News, due to conflicting schedules.

  • Seth MacFarlane Smiles
  • Emilia Clarke Picture

"They are no longer dating," an insider says. "It was really a location challenge. She has been in Europe shooting [Game of Thrones Season 3] and he is based in California, so it was hard to make it work despite the distance. They have remained friends."

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You can rest easy, Anti-Defamation League and Parents Television Council.

Seth MacFarlane won't be around to offend any of your members in 2014. At least not on a stage as grand as the Oscars.

Seth MacFarlane Oscars Photo

With controversy swirling around the comedian, and many believing he's racist, misogynistic and anti-Semitic, MacFarlane responded to a follower on Twitter this morning and made it clear:

This was a one-time hosting gig.

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Go ahead and choose a section of society.

There's a decent chance it was offended by Seth MacFarlane at some point during Sunday night's Academy Awards telecast.

Seth MacFarlane for the Oscars

While Team Breezy fans can't believe the comedian joked about Chris Brown beating Rihanna, the Anti-Defamation League and the Parents Television Council both slammed MacFarlane's "offensive" humor yesterday.

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He sang, he danced, he joked about Chris Brown, Rihanna and Mel Gibson.

And he also made it clear to all actresses in attendance: we've seen your boobs.

Yes, Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane came across as a polished, poised and hilarious host of the 2013 Academy Awards.

Don't you agree? Or do you not at all agree? Grade MacFarlane as Oscars emcee now:

 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

It might be the only topic more polarizing than the 2013 Oscar snubs: Seth MacFarlane as host of the Academy Awards.

Will the man behind so many amazing Family Guy quotes creator be funny? Or will his outsider status in Hollywood serve as a detriment?

MacFarlane is already under fire for making a joke about Hitler yesterday while presenting the Academy Award nominations, but, hey, the promo above is pretty darn hilarious!

Watch another Seth MacFarlane promo for this year's ceremony - live on ABC February 25! - and then vote:

Will Seth MacFarlane make a good Oscars host?

 

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Seth MacFarlane has turned one of the most impressive Saturday Night Live hosting gigs in recent memory into an even more impressive position.

He will host the 2013 Academy Awards!

Seth MacFarlane at the Emmys

"We are thrilled to have Seth MacFarlane host the Oscars. His performing skills blend perfectly with our ideas for making the show entertaining and fresh," producers said Craig  Zadan and Neil  Meron in a statement. "He will be the consummate host and we are so happy to be working with him."

MacFarlane, of course, is the voice behind various Family Guy quotes and characters and also wrote/directed Ted.

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Seth MacFarlane impersonated Ryan Lochte on Saturday Night Live's “Weekend Update” segment two nights ago, giving Seth Myers a preview of fall TV shows.

The Family Guy and Ted movie creator just eviscerated the Olympic champion, portraying Lochte as a dumb jock with lines such as “I was America in Olympics.”

"Ryan" referred to Matthew Perry's new show Go On as "Goon" (he didn't realize it was two words) and kept calling Animal Practice “Monkey Hospital.” #JEAH!

The kicker? At one point he randomly says, "It feels so weird to be dry."

Watch Seth's brutal parody of the Olympic swimming champ here:

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