Brangelina Gossip

From Zanessa to Taylena, young couples with catchy monikers are almost making people forget about the nicknamed pairing that started it all:

Brangelina.

Indeed, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt can't exactly be found coming out of Hyde every night, but the beautiful twosome still knows how to pose for photographers when the situation calls for it.

This week, the pair was spotted at the Cannes Film Festival, as they sauntered down the red carpet for the world premiere of Inglourious Basterds. Directed by Quentin Tarantino, the movie showcases Pitt as the leader of a group tasked with killing as many Nazis as possible.

While he may play a brute on screen, the actor is really a lover at heart. He's proven as much over the years in Cannes, as he and Jolie can never keep their hands off one another at the event...

Click on the Brangelina pics above to enlarges PDA-laden photos of Pitt and Jolie at the Cannes Film Festival.

From possibly having another baby to possibly calling it quits.

Some random magazine from Great Britain, Grazia, claims Brad Pitt flew to the family’s French mansion alone over Easter. For what purpose?

To nab his portion of he and Angelina Jolie's art collection, naturally, because the most beautiful couple ever created is supposedly on the verge ending its relationship.

“It’s going to be one of Hollywood’s nastiest breakups," a source said. "There’s talk of lawyers being brought in to divide their assets and decide custody arrangements. Their relationship has soured to the extent that they aren’t even talking."

Right. We'll believe that when we believe that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag won't be reading off cue cards for their wedding.

This (totally untrue) rumor at least gives us an excuse to post numerous Brangelina pics. Click on each for a larger version...

From an acting standpoint, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have a ways to go before being spoken of in the same breath as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

The High School Musical duo is already challenging them in terms of pure popularity, however, and their collective sexiness was on display at the Oscars.

Two sexy couples. Trend-setting dresses and hot tuxes. The biggest night in all of entertainment. Who will win this celebrity fashion face-off for the ages?

Who looked better at the Oscars?

In good times and in boredom, in 5150 psychiatric holds and in health, the celebrity gossip media's love affair with Britney Spears continued throughout 2008.

The pop star ranks No. 1 for the year in USA Today's Celebrity Heat Index, which measures exposure in various print and online entertainment news outlets.

Britney Spears, who was No. 1 in 2007, took the top spot 11 weeks this year, the most of any celebrity. She first appeared at No. 1 in early January, as she experienced two stints in Los Angeles area hospitals after displaying erratic behavior.

Eleven months later, she topped the list yet again as her new album, Circus, soared to #1 on the charts. No word on whether she's really dating Sandip Soparrkar, but regardless, for celeb news publications, it's all Britney, all the time!

Following Britney Spears: Angelina Jolie, No. 2, who celebrated the birth of twins in July with partner Brad Pitt, No. 4, and his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston, No. 3.

Although Jolie, Aniston and Pitt all ranked after Spears individually, collective coverage of Pitt and his lovers past and present topped the charts for 14 weeks.

Among the Top 10: Jamie Lynn Spears and Tom Cruise made the upper tier, but Paris Hilton and Anna Nicole Smith dropped out - the latter most likely for good.

According to Star Magazine, Brangelina is inching closer to its very own softball team of children.

The celebrity gossip tabloid claims Angelina Jolie is popping prenatal vitamins, visiting her ob-gyn and undergoing secret fertility treatments in order to get knocked up with another set of twins.

"Angie's doctors told her that she has a strong chance of conceiving twins if she does it within two years after having her first pair," a source told Star. "She's been seeing a fertility doctor regularly. She and Brad are monitoring when she's fertile. And they're trying really hard in the bedroom!"

Whoa, TMI, Star!

Two more children would raise Brangelina's baby count to eight.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie left their countless kids at home last night and were the main attraction at the world premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

In the movie, which opens on Christmas, Pitt portrays a character that ages backwards. Even with that unusual condition, this hunk gets the girl (played by Cate Blanchett in the film).

Here's a look at the world's best looking couple sharing a red carpet laugh, no doubt over the mustache Pitt is sporting...

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Call off the bump watch: Angelina Jolie is not pregnant. Right this minute. By the time you read this, she may be. But as of this report? No baby.

Reports that the 33-year-old is expecting are "not true," her rep, Geyer Kosinski, said regarding a story in the always reputable Life & Style Weekly.

The baby factory is scheduled to film Edwin A. Salt in February, in an action role as a CIA agent. Rumors have spread lately that she's knocked up.

Life & Style questioned if the actress was "three months along."

In Touch Weekly, another beacon of journalistic integrity, claimed that Angelina Jolie announced she was pregnant in a London restaurant as a waiter tried to pour her a drink. Brad Pitt was "annoyed" because he wasn't ready to go public.

Angelina Jolie: Surprisingly not knocked up for a change.

There were also reports that Jolie pushed forward filming of Edwin A. Salt so her bump wouldn't be visible - but the schedule has not been changed.

This doesn't mean Jolie and Pitt aren't ruling out more kids in the future - in an interview with Oprah, Pitt said they'd "probably" add to their brood (current members Maddox, 7, Pax, 5, Zahara, 3, Shiloh, 2, and Knox and Viv, 4 months).

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There goes that Jen again peeping in our bushes! Oh that silly Jen!

Apparently Roseanne Barr is still alive. And she is not a fan of Brangelina.

The former sitcom star went on an odd rant via her website this weekend, taking Angelina Jolie to task for saying she was unsure who to cast her vote for in the upcoming presidential election.

"Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children, trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more," Roseanne wrote.

From there, Rosanne attacked the Wanted star for recently saying she's undecided John McCain or Barack Obama.

Are you on Team Roseanne or Team Angelina?

"Miss Jolie says she likes [John] McCain too and hasn't decided who to endorse....huh? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party's worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan?"

Look, we think Obama is an obvious choice for a country in need of a new, non-senile direction, too.

But we're pretty sure people are allowed to voice their concerns about candidates, while gathering as much information about each before casting their vote, without a washed-up comedian calling them out in public.

Roseanne concludes her blog by writing that "it might be good for your Asian and African children's self-esteem to know you support" Barack Obama, a man of color, "for the leader of the free world."

It might be good for you, Roseanne, to realize that you haven't been relevant in over a decade.

They're the most talked about siblings since Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger were paired up in a certain 1988 movie.

Indeed, the first photos of Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline may have sold for almost as much money as the above-referenced film, Twins.

People Magazine reportedly shelled out $14 million for the following pic of Brangelina's babies. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are giving the money to charity. Yes, on top of being gorgeous, these actors are model humanitarians.

Enjoy the shot of Knox and Vivienne after this article's jump...

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