Farrah Abraham: I'm Totally BETTER Than Kim Kardashian!

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Farrah Abraham is hilarious!

She doesn't know it, and she isn't trying to be, but she just gave us the biggest laugh we've had today.

Farrah Abraham with headphones

In a new interview on the Nik Richie podcast, the host asks the Teen Mom OG star if she puts herself in the same category as Kim Kardashian in terms of ability to command public attention.

"I've been beating out Kim on a lot of things," Farrah replies, although she doesn't explain what these "things" are.

"Do you think you've surpassed Kim Kardashian?" asks Richie.

"I think I've surpassed her in certain aspects," she replies, again not specifying how.

"Then again, I conduct myself and my brand in a different way and my life in a very different journey."

If this little tete-a-tete proves anything, it's that Farrah doesn't have a very firm grasp of either the English language or reality.

First of all, Kim may be a narcissistic, overly-vain attention hound, but she's not a delusional psychopath who lies about rape and screams obscenities at anyone who looks at her sideways.

Secondly, annoying as she may be, Kim is an A-lister who would never appear on the podcast of some no-name who you have to Google in order to figure out his claim to fame is writing a blog about porn stars. 

We asked Kim what she thought about Farrah's comparison, and this was her response:

Kim Kardashian Rolling Her Eyes GIF

We will give Farrah one thing, though: she does have a knack for grabbing attention. Unfortunately, it's because her behavior is so batshit bonkers you have to see it to believe it, and because 'Murrica just can't look away from a train wreck.

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Farrah Abraham Quotes

I felt some pain, but I was a sex warrior and I moaned louder to get Jimmy more aroused. I knew I shouldn't have been tricking myself into not feeling pain, what with my period and incisions.

I held out my hand, no longer Fallon the actress. I was Fallon the celebrity sex tape star. The one to beat all the other wannabe celebrities before and after me.