First of all, nice photoshop job.
This week’s cover of OK! Magazine alleges that Pippa Middleton and Prince Harry have finally embarked on a "secret romance," since both parties are currently single and ready to mingle.
“It’s very easy for her to sneak in and out of the palace," a source claims. "Harry just sends one of his bodyguards to pick her up, and then she ducks down in the backseat so the paparazzi don’t spot her.”
Ah, just like when Diana was dating Dr. Hasnat Khan. He’d ride in the boot of someone’s car for a Kensington Palace rendezvous.
After seeing Pippa in her skin-grazing Alexander McQueen bridesmaid gown, everyone who watched the royal wedding in 2011 wanted her and Harry to end up together.
The source told the publication that at the wedding reception, the Duchess of Cambridge "went to check her makeup and found them [Pippa and Harry] snogging in the bathroom!”
What a lark! Especially since Pippa was dating cricket player Alex Loudon at the time and brought him to the wedding.
"They’re trying to play it coy,” the source added, pointing out that Pipps and Hazza have held a candle for one another since the wedding.
“But there’s no doubt that this is developing into something serious. They’re truly sweet together and, in fact, seem very much in love.”
Pippa broke up with her boyfriend, Nico Jackson in October after three years together. She’s been seen lately with ex-boyfriend, James Matthews, the brother of Made In Chelsea‘s Spencer Matthews.
Matthews hosted the Middletons (sans Catherine) at his family’s St. Bart’s hotel, Eden Rock in August, and on December 6th was photographed with Pippa and her mom, Carole outside a memorial Christmas carol concert.
"I know they’ve always been very close friends – well, they’ve had a close friendship for awhile," Spencer told me back about James and Pippa back in December 2012.
"And it seems that there might be something more there."
Soz, Harry.