Lindsay Lohan Pole Dances on British TV, Continues to Make Great Decisions

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Lindsay Lohan's reality show ratings tanked - but the OWN network series has yet to premiere overseas, which means she's got a few more months to promote Lindsay and try to save her ailing career.

And we get to watch!

Lindsay Lohan Pole Dancing
Lindsay on the pole. We get the idea she's preparing herself to do this full-time.

Last night, Lindsay brought her class act to a British talk show called Chatty Man and she was every bit as demure and dignified as we've come to expect.

Just kidding, she pole danced and threw money everywhere.

We thought there was nothing Lindsay could do that would shock us anymore, but we're surprised that even she would go skankin' around to promote her show just days after accusing Jennifer Lawrence of having sex for film roles.

Shouldn't someone have explained to her that if she's gonna accuse other people of using sex to boost their careers she shouldn't sell her latest project by twirling and stumbling around on a stripper stage like a skeleton full of Bacardi?

Oh, well. Check out Lindsay working the pole in the video below.

Sweet moves, Linds! Usually strippers don't use the pole to prevent themselves from collapsing headfirst into the audience, but we'll give you bonus points for originality.

Keep up the good work! We promise we're laughing with you.

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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