Paris Hilton is the latest star to pose provocatively for V Magazine.
She also says she's nowhere near a "breakdown" because she has a "loving and supportive family" and is focused only on "creative ways to improve" herself and her work.
1. Paris Hilton V Magazine Photo
Paris Hilton poses here for V Magazine and... ummm... is that a nipple?!?
2. Paris Hilton for V
Paris Hilton strikes a (kind of) sexy pose here for V Magazine. Hey, remember when she was actually famous?!?
3. Double the Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton strikes a pose here beneath a photo of a naked Paris Hilton in gold. Totally normal.
4. Paris Hilton Gets Clean, Dirty
Paris Hilton washes her car in this V Magazine photo. But why do we still feel dirty looking at it?
What about the critics? What about those people who scoff as Paris Hilton as a DJ?
"There are always going to be haters in life," she tells the publication. "I don't pay attention to those people. I'm doing what I love and selling out shows all around the world, and I'm getting paid a lot of money to do it.
"I'm passionate and I work hard to keep bettering my music, my sets and myself. That's what really matters."
That's actually a very positive attitude. We applaud Paris for possessing it.
And we must also ask, fellas: Paris Hilton... would you still tap this?