Brandi Glanville Actually Says: I Wish I Had Been Molested!

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Brandi Glanville's big, loud, annoying mouth has gotten her into trouble once again.

A few weeks after getting into a back-and-forth with Perez Hilton over her rehab jokes, Glanville has gone ahead and quipped about another sensitive topic:

Child molestation.

On her podcast this week, Brandi welcomed comedians Don Jamieson and Jim Florentine as guests, the latter of whom has been open about the widespread molestation of kids in his church.

In response to that scandal, Glanville thought she was being hilarious when she said:

"I wanted to be molested as a child and was passed up. “My sister got felt up by a principal, and nothing for me: He didn’t even look at me sideways...

"Now looking back, I’m super-bummed. I was thinking, ‘All this and nothing?’ Super-hot and they passed me up!"

You can listen to the audio above and you can watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online for more of Glanville's antics and you can reply now:

Is this Brandi being funny? Or very, very, very foul?


Maybe all the pot daddy and mommy smoked while she was conceived has something to do with her brain being fucked up....this chick really needs therapy badly....I wish Bravo would smarten up....Bravo is turning into a trash Channel with all the trash they have on these shows...Heard they were getting rid of Kim because she is boring......well 1 boring person is nice... Why would any rape or molest Brandi? She is willing to give it to anyone anytime.


It’s over for Btandy on Beverly Hills I predict. Please Bravo upscale classy women on Beverly Hills only! Save the others ffor New York, New Jersey ect......




This woman has issues! What an idiot. Always wanting to be in the spotlight and thinking she is beautiful, funny, etc. In my opinion, she is not the brightest bulb in the pack. I don't think she realizes how immature and unintelligent she comes across in the things she says and does. Doesn't she have anyone to let her know when she's getting out of control?


It was meant as self-deprecating humour so let's not pretend to be all super-sensitive so as to throw more hatred her way.
That said, listening to the recording, her delivery is lame. She's no Joan Rivers, that's for sure, even though it's the kind of line Rivers might have come up with.

@ Tony+C

That's what her problem is, she thinks she is funny, and she is not, and people make excuses for her by saying that's Brandi.


Most likely the most stupid remark ever made! Stupid woman!


What an ignorant women. !!This is not a joke. Millions of people have been devastated by molestation. Yet this tramp/troll makes jokes , dear god!!!!! Brandi is a train wreck.! Every time I hear about her vile,inappropriate behavior I feel so sorry for her children. I wonder if God forbid that happened to her sons would it still be so funny???!!!! I hope for the sake of her kids well being she never regains custody . Brandi karma is a b***h! That's why you're alone, without your kids & your dog got stolen. So checkmate to you .!!!!

@ dwatson

LOL. Totally agree.


Brainless troll - no wonder her ex-hubby got shot of her...


Well, she probably can get a rapist to give her what she wants.

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