Some people steal cats when they're drunk.
Others believe that pieces of currency are actually their cell phone.
A man passed out on a bench was arrested for public intoxication by Iowa City Police in Minnesota around 2:30 a.m. Saturday after they smelled alcohol on his breath and requested identification.
First, Deaaron M. Hearn responded by offering the cops some cash. Then, when they gave him a chance to call a friend and be taken home, he placed a $20 bill to his ear and attempted to talk into it.
Hearn was taken into custody after blowing a .178 on a preliminary breathalyzer.
And somewhere even Amanda Bynes laughed at such a crazy move.