Too cool to watch the Teen Choice Awards? Embarrassed to admit you watched them because you're 30? Forgot about them because Breaking Bad was on?
Have no fear. The Hollywood Gossip is here.
From former child stars dressing in borderline S&M gear to tearful tributes, performances that brought down the house and the hottest man ever, last night had it all.
And we've got all you need to know below.
Click here for a full list of Teen Choice Awards winners, the watch a recap of the 2013 Teen Choice Awards in less than a minute, courtesy of THG: