Two quick notes to American fast food employees:
- Please stop doing gross stuff with the food
- At least stop taking photos of it if you do
Actually, never mind the second step. If you're dumb enough to do #1, you'll obviously want to share it, and we can at least help you get fired that way.
The dude above, guzzling straight from the Wendy's Frosty machine (the vanilla kind, for unknown reasons), became a viral hit after his pic hit Reddit.
Not by his doing. "I was going to buy a frosty from Wendy's until I saw the employee do this," the poster wrote, and shortly thereafter, the guy got 86'd.
If there's any consolation to be found in this, it's that Taco Bell Guy tongue-bathing and fondling a set of shells this spring was probably even worse.
Remember that guy? No? Well, here's a revolting refresher:
Where will the next addition to this series come from? McDonald's? Subway? Burger King? Let's hope none of the above, and the food defiling ceases.
But if we're forced to put money on it, BK all the way.