Michelle Rodriguez Stars in New Machete Kills Character Poster

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Get ready for all the vaguely Marxist college kids to start wearing "Shé" t-shirts.

Michelle Rodriguez stars as Shé (not to be confused with the Argentine revolutionary Che Guevara) in the new Machete Kills character poster. Take a look:

Machete Kills Michelle Rodriguez Poster

Danny Trejo returns to star as the title character in the action sequel. This time, he is approached by the U.S. President to help stop a dangerous millionaire.

Who plays the President? Charlie Sheen. The movie is apparently a dystopian horror film.

Who plays the wealthy lunatic? Mel Gibson. There's the realism we were looking for.

Robert Rodriguez returns to direct the film, which will premiere September 13.

Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Zoe Saldana, Edward James Olmos, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding, Jr., and Lady Gaga also star.

Watch the Machete Kills trailer for a preview.

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